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Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.
Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"
by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020
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breiny mendoza

a really hairy girl on every body part
by the cheeseburger September 24, 2020
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Mendo Blendo

A variety of 3 different kinds of outdoor grown marijuana from Mendecino county. Usually the leftover scraps from 3 different strains thrown together to get more money for them all together.
That Berkenstock storm trooper just sold me a pound of Mendo Blendo for 2000 dollars
by KeepWalking January 26, 2009
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mondonipplitus

That girl got mondonipplitus.
by jessaaaaa September 21, 2003
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Mendoza

To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.
He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.
by nrgray9 September 12, 2011
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Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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Timmey Rogers Mendonca

Always awesome. No matter what Timmey Rogers Mendonca will always be the best thing since sliced bread. He's always there for you... If he likes you. But if he doesn't then that sucks some mega donkey balls for you. 'Cause you just lost out on pure awesome-ness. They always smoke a shit loaddaa weed. Which makes him a boss. If you don't like him then bitch lick my Clit-Or-Is. ;-*
Dude I just saw a bunch of Timmey Rogers Mendoncas. LOLJK Theres only one. He is that unique. <3
by Jenneatsmadcats April 21, 2011
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