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Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015
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Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
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Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.
"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."
by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009
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Hunt the Kipper

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.
Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024
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kipper-dipping

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
by xpikeyx April 28, 2010
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Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
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smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
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