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Social Jellyfish

Mentioned in The Bridget Jones Diaries

A term used to describe a man or woman who engages in conversations with people just to give them social stings 1.
1 Hey Daniel. I met your wife today at lunchtime with Seb from Personnel. They were very intimate but you probably dont need to know about that. (The act of being a social jellyfish)
by Echoinghell November 14, 2011
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Jelly squat

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller
by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009
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jelly jugs

Breasts so large and gelatinous, that they move around freely and unpredictably, almost to the point of being obscene, and are not restricted by any known conventional force, in a similar manner to that of an enormous amount jello in an inadequate, but flexible container.
I am becoming hypnotized by those jelly juggs.
by Juggmaster December 17, 2004
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football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.
by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013
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Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz
Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-
by will6252 September 30, 2008
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peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.
Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.
by Seantel83 March 31, 2016
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Jelly Donut

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
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