fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Fapaint

Faint while painting or fap while painting.

Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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by 7208118281 January 4, 2012

Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.

Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.

by IW69 February 25, 2020

cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn

Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper

by anon2014 September 21, 2010

lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

misato_fanpage

misato_fanpage is a super hot and awesome user on tiktok, only the cool people are mutuals with him😎

“Hey are you a misato_fanpage? You must be hot!”

by @liawlietz April 16, 2021

fapalicious

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008