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Job Corps

A waste of your time, Your are forced to fight for what is yours and forced to fight of over your bed, It just a ghetto and a trailer park put together, There is no job training now skills building, You spend 2-3 years of pure misery dealing with people that are not potty trained and wind up getting lost in the woods or wind up dead in the back alleys of a crime-ridden towns
Job Corps is a scam, You get stranded in the middle of no-wear and wind up living in a shed and eating out of the dumpsters when you find the nearest town, Job Corps is a dead end for everyone
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norm corps

The recession budget hipster, who gets the style at walmart
After she lost her job she felt she could maintain her style as norm corps if not hipster.
by Hipster grandma June 28, 2014
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Marine Corps

A common term used to describe a bunch of brainwashed faggots who think that they're better than the rest of the branches, while in reality they have inferior training, technology, and intelligence. They claim to be brave but yet only their special ops personnel have the balls to jump out of airplanes, while in the Army thousands of soldiers go to jump school every year.
They claim that their basic training is tough, but yet their drill sergeants don't curse and they have chicks trained at the same location, just like Army pogues. Only their Infantrymen are worthy of respect. All of their pogues who sit behind a computer or change tires all day claim to be trained in infantry tactics, yet I'm sure that none of them know how to set up a hasty ambush, do a squad attack(aka battle drill 1A, the basic battle drill that every infantryman has memorized), call for fire, estimate range, or ruck march for miles on end with a 60 pound ruck on their back. But they know all that infantry stuff CUZ THEY WENT TO BOOT CAMP IT WAZ HARDCORE OORAH! lol. They don't know the true misery standing up for the 10 minute warning on a C130 with more than 100 pounds hanging in front of your knees, then jumping out and doing a 10 day field problem out in the middle of nowhere, living out of a patrol base and sleeping for less than two hours a night.

To sum it up: Huge ego as a result of brainwashing, but little in the way of intelligence or combat skills.
Joe: Dude, this stupid marine corps private made fun of an army combat veteran!

Steve: Why?

Joe: He thought he was hardcore because he graduated from bootcamp!

Steve: ROFLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLERCOASTER what a faggot!

Faggot: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
by poopmasterflex December 29, 2008
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Marine Corps Officer

A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.
Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."

Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
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Marine Corps

The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
by roadrnr78 February 4, 2015
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Marine Corps

Formed in November of 1775, people like to say Marines are better than special forces.... seeing as there have been many many thousands of dead Marines in our nation's past and about 10 dead SEALS in the past 43 years, it's safe to say Marines are just bait. Great branch to join if you're looking to get out in 4 years with no skill to offer to civilian life
"I enlisted in the Marine Corps after high school"

"Why? You didn't want to have a future?"
by SlovakChlop June 12, 2006
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Marine Corps

A Brainwash Camp in the US where multiple subjects (mainly people of color) are brainwashed into fighting for there country with no knowledge of whats happening or what they are fighting for, mainly a pawn in the chess game for the US to control the world and opress the nations.
Did you know the US stole Nazi Scientists who were assigned to brainwash Germany, to make them work for the US to find various brainwashing techniques to control the people, these brainwashing techniques are used to an extreme while in the Marine Corps.
by Kill-A-Pig February 7, 2005
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