Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoink

Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.

Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more

by Xx_Gamersniperlord_xX December 20, 2018

Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Zoinked

The state of being high

Shaggy got zoinked from the Scooby snacks

by SubmitToTheFrog October 10, 2018