Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

Zoinking

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017

Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 22, 2011

Zoinking

The act of removing the peanut butter from your jinkies but it does not work.

Shaggy, I removed all the peanut butter from my jinkies but it keeps on zoinking

by Blorgus Blart} January 24, 2017

Zinking

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005