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whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.
The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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whopped

a cut exhaust on a motorbike to make it sound louder
i have a bike with a whopped exhaust
by henrytechnohead May 17, 2006
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whopped

Verb/Adjective that describes the feeling of an overly full stomach after failing to consume all of an abnormally large meal.

Originated from the Whopper, the burger from Burger King. One who was unable to eat three in one sitting was considered whopped. Now applies to all big meals.

See Unwhoppable
"I shouldn't have had that last turkey leg. Now I feel whopped."

"My friend is easily whopped." He can't even finish an entree from the Childrens's menu without having to get a to-go box.
by Doug O. April 5, 2005
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Whomper

A cloddish person who is aware of their unsophisticated and crass manner, but who takes great pains to display their uncouth affectations with an unwarranted sense of pride.

Used to describe a person like a bumpkin, but without regard to their geographical location or origin such as hillbilly.
You can take the whomper out of the trailer court, but you can't take the trailer court out of the whomper.

Could that whomper get any more laundry baskets worth of crap into the back of that 78 Impala?
by lauramae August 21, 2007
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Book Whooped

Having your butt beat with a book. Literally.
Holy crap... my butt is sore....

Why?

I got book whooped....

Huh?
by lilbadass January 12, 2011
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Golly Whomper

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.
Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!
by Samsonmore August 9, 2017
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Molly Whopped

The act of Pulling ones shirt over there head and beating them in the face. Usually accomplished by punching one in the Nuts (see Nads) or belly.
DAMN FOO.... It was all over when you MOLLY WHOPPED that mo fucka.
by todayistheday August 14, 2008
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