Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 07, 2022
When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.
by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015
i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
it is an area of negative pressure, about three inches in and one inch up, wherein the ego and willpower of a man dissapears, never to be seen again.
by shiiiitballs December 07, 2006
An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.
Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!
by Lovell from UT October 21, 2010
"Kerry my dawg how was that girl last night I heard she is wild?"
"Man she had that vortex pussy, it was out of this world!"
"Man she had that vortex pussy, it was out of this world!"
by LongTanAndHandsome March 20, 2019
Searching wikipedia for a specific subject but clicking on a link within the article and following on through an increasingly tangenital succession of information.
I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.
by postmodemist December 29, 2013