Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
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Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!
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I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.
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