The most uncomfortable, crotch-bruising, yet fun rollercoaster at californias great america. you are forced to stand up on this roller coaster but there is a thin seat that is there for some reason that digs into your ass and crotch.
kyle: lets go on The Vortex!
josh: no man you go on last time i got on i waddled like a penguin for the rest of the day
by bomchickawowow August 01, 2009
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The long known character of Vortex from “The Transformers” is often remembered for his liking of mayonnaise, his popular catchphrase heard often in his own long forgotten spinoff series “Vortex of Cybertron”, was “mAyOnNaIsE!!!”. This addictions sprang a term where transformers fans would refer to mayonnaise fans as “Vortex Boys”.
“You put so much mayonnaise on your sandwiches you vortex boy”
by xX Vortex_fan5289 Xx November 18, 2020
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any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.
"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."
by bonzai March 03, 2005
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acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.
Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"
by AKWYLallday May 01, 2010
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A vortex is when u swirl a drink around in a bottle so it comes out fast. It is like chugging but in a swirling motion
Hey mate do a vortex
*swirls bottle up to mouth*
*chuggs while swallowing*
“Chug! Chug! Chug!”
Ayyyyy lad that one was fast
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(stoner 1)- Dude, im tired of making gravity bongs out of 2-liter bottles
(stoner 2)- lets go get a Vortex
by Reid Patrick May 27, 2008
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