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Vetting

verb:
A process of getting to know a potential romantic partner with the intention of marriage.
"It's best to vet before marriage. Dating makes things complicated with sex."
"Vetting is best for women who intend to get married."
by Tymbre November 18, 2021
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet
by awhootin October 1, 2012
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no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.
I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…
by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012
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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
by Chuzzled July 23, 2017
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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
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Zezima CC Vet

Someone that spends their life in the clan chat of a 2003 Medieval Wizard Clicker. Sometimes also referred to as a "Ricky".
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by vve December 21, 2023
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