Undead Chronic

The man, The Myth, The Legend!

Undead Chronic is the man that all men should aspire to be.

by PistolPedro February 27, 2022

Undead Monkey

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

by Tsav July 18, 2006

Hollywood Undead

A six-member group consisting of:

Charlie Scene (Lyrical Genius)
Johnny 3 Tears (The Server)
Deuce (Tha Producer)
J-Dog (Sweet Talker)
Da Kurlzz (Loud Mouth)
Funny Man (African Baritone)

There was originally a seventh member (Shady Jeff) although he left the band in 2006.

There music consists of variety. Everything from screamo to rap, losing love to getting in your pants. :)

Also, masks cover their faces.

"hollywood undead ain't nothing to fuck with" :D

by mrs. server ;] March 5, 2009

undateable

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

Hollywood Undead

the best rap metal band ever.
charlie scene, j-dog, deuce,
johnny 3 tears, funny man, da kurlzz.

hollywood undead is the bomb bitch.

by /explode January 23, 2009

Hollywood Undead

An epicly awesome six person band. They all wear masks on stage and have awesome names like: Charlie Scene, J-Dog, Johnny 3 Tears (J3T), 9Lives, Da Kurlzz, and Funny Man (and in their old songs Shady Jeff and Tha Producer/Duece). Genre: According to Charlie Scene, "Dat Bomb S**t," or gangster goth. Also rap and hip hop with a touch of metal and screamo. They have party songs like "No. 5" and "Tear it Up" and mournfull/heavy songs like "Young" and "Circles." Check this out! Unless you hate cussing. Then just walk the hell away. HU4L!!!!

Peter: Yo check it, I just got the new Hollywood Undead single!
Jaylyn: Awesome that s**t is bomb!

I pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
3 tears for you we all shall cry,
For we are family, you and I,
All day, all night our flag shall fly,
The Undead Army till the day we die.

by Me+Music March 1, 2011

Undead Army

a bunch of bad ass scenesters who love hollywood undead and will do anything for the cause

AND

they kick anyone's ass that disrespects scenesters or hollywood undead or the army or the empire

hey, you down with the undead army?

hell yeah

lets go tag some shit up

k

by Jonny123456 June 11, 2006