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Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
by tommyboyO June 10, 2016
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Ecuadorian Toothbrush

When you cum on a toothbrush and make your girl brush her teeth with it
"I made my girl do the Ecuadorian Toothbrush to help strengthen her teeth against cavities and help her enamel"
by Peaches & Pes Pes December 23, 2008
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A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.
by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018
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golden toothbrush

A golden toothbrush is the result of dipping a roommate, sister, brother, or friend's toothbrush in the toilet after you have urinated in the bowl.
I was so angry at my roomate that I urinated in the toilet and then dipped his toothbrush in the toliet water. I gave him a real golden toothbrush and could not help laughing when he brushed his teeth the next morning.
by Ron the avenger October 8, 2011
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Filipino Toothbrush

An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.
Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"
by 6ix9ineIsDaddy November 7, 2018
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San Francisco Toothbrush

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.
by Captain Cynical April 2, 2009
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glittery toothbrush

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game
Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)
by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006
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