Dolphin Tail

When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.

Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!

by Tina Does Dallas November 14, 2012

top and tail

the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed

We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.

by M@ress February 28, 2009

coon tail

A section of someone's hair that is horizontally striped any two different colours. Much like that of a raccoon's tail.

"Did you see Leigh's got a coon tail? I think it looks pretty ace, not everyone could pull off hair like that."

by Lee Alexandra October 3, 2007

phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.

Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.

by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010

Phony Tail

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.

That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.

by ctfishman December 24, 2009

Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019

mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

by Emily Inez November 24, 2017