Another term for low sperm count.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
Get the lazy swimmersmug. by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022
Get the Nut swimmermug. by OHMF January 8, 2012
Get the Swimmers Earmug. A polite way of saying that somebody is a homosexual or "fag".
If you happen to start to call somebody a "fag" and then realize you would only get glares and silence in return, you can resort to saying fast simmer, if you have not pronounced the "G".
If you happen to start to call somebody a "fag" and then realize you would only get glares and silence in return, you can resort to saying fast simmer, if you have not pronounced the "G".
Aw, Tyler? He's such a Fa-a-a-sst swimmer...
Adam's coming over? Isn't he a Fast Swimmer? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Adam's coming over? Isn't he a Fast Swimmer? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
by TheGigglyStreetGang July 22, 2010
Get the Fast Swimmermug. Derogatory term for the white man who continues to oppress my people on the reg. Alternately, one who swims in soup, ie. a cracker.
"Man, the jury ain't nothin' but a bunch of soup swimmers! And I thought they suppose to be my peers!"
"Man, you all ain't nothin' but a bunch of peezy headed soup swimmin' ass nappy hair havin' cracka' motha' fuckas'!"
"Man, you all ain't nothin' but a bunch of peezy headed soup swimmin' ass nappy hair havin' cracka' motha' fuckas'!"
by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005
Get the soup swimmermug. by JB McDuffie July 10, 2007
Get the sack swimmermug. When a guy pulls his nuts out as far as they can go and places them on a females head, thus looking like a swimmers cap.
by Dastardly August 26, 2008
Get the Swimmers Capmug.