spakbot

A heavily retarded android.The illness in some older model robots has been linked to neurological damage sustained whilst partaking in too much group cyber bumming via multiple binary cocks...ouch !!!

Android: "sorry sir,i appear to have dropped the lemontart on top of the babies head...beep beep...hnnaggh..125yh8 bugger grips".

Human :" what's the matter with you today,your acting like

a right spakbot ?"

Android:"fuzzle wanks!"

by blamange quaffty May 26, 2009

Spakle

1)To insert something into the anus.

2)This can also be used to desribe lubing up the anus.

Example 1:
Can i spakle your bum with this cucumber.

Example 2:
Person 1, lube up your arsehole dude.

Person 2, i am dude im spakling.

by Anunnaki2012 March 15, 2009

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004

spake

The ultimate comeback word to any insult that is directed towards you.

"You're a fucking fat bitch."
"YOU'RE A SPAKE!"

by Ulga February 16, 2008

spake

to forget, neglect, or not be aware of

also known as "space out"

God totally spaked out and forgot to turn the water off, thus the great flood

Due to a large amount of spaking, my buddy no longer attends college.

by The Phildo September 24, 2007

Spaka

A nickname given to someone sober by another who is very high and drunk in the backseat.

"Spaka! You ain't no treaty-maker!"

by Spaka August 23, 2004

spakker

Someone who is not very intelligent, acting like they have a disabilty but don't have one.

Jess was acting like a spakker on the bus today.

by Bdino November 4, 2010