sofa king gay

prounounced so fucking gay
say this about/to
1. school
2. homework
3. teachers
4.(popo)
5. or people you don't like

Teacher: Class,why don't you guy's like me
Class all together: Because your SOFA KING GAY

by That Boy April 16, 2006

sofa strut

n. the act of boning on a sofa.

i want yo butt. lets do the sofa strut.

by the locsta February 14, 2008

sofa man

a really weird girl who thinks she is the best and plays sound space

sofa man sucks

by LowKit December 1, 2021

sofa experience

the phrase describing the cooperative or competitive atmosphere when gaming in the living room with friends or family.

I just went to Chris' house and had a bit of sofa experience.. 8hours of "gears".. -_-

by Sacha Gauthier April 22, 2008

Sofa Balls

When an obese man has a very small penis and large balls (usually larger or cancerous). And the tiny pecker sits on upon the sofa of balls paling in comparison to the balls. Possibly with a cocacola and some potato chips.

Alex has sofa balls.

That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.

I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.

by kittwinder April 13, 2010

Sofa King

1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)

2. A noun meaning the bomb.

1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"

2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"

by Eric N. September 1, 2005

Sofa Cru

a gang of students from Esher College who "frolic amongst the couches" listening to cheesy pop on the telly. Consists of the coach cru, croydon cru and busted cru bu most importantly the fun cru who are the best and therefore hated by the most jealous, boring sofa cru members.

"*tut* you're SO immature Aiden/Lorna"
"he wasnt CHRISTENED Boris!"

by Mingle Me May 15, 2004