relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first

Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...

by kacz January 2, 2014

CV relationship

a relationship where two chidlers who hug one day, text each other ily that night, and then break up the next day

Jimothy: did you hear that Johnny and Emma broke up over text and NEVER talked to each other

Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship

by _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ May 16, 2019

sam and ron relationship

constant fighting, arguing then a brief of 5 minutes of being a loving couple then the arguing continues, one big cycle. Originated from the Jersey Shore.

It looks like james and sarah hit the sam and ron relationship stage

by Team Always Loving Indoors October 15, 2011

platonic relationship

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.

me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.

by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020

Relatives tax

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

by pseudonames July 4, 2009

relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

revaginalzation

When a woman's vagina is loosely abused stick a bone in ham prefferably 8-10 pounds butterball jamit up in there and Waller it around then snatch the bone out

I would rather perform a revaginalzation get fucked in the bathroom with a strap on from a transvestite.

by Noresun2noamy February 7, 2017