festivus pole

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

by matelalique December 16, 2011

Pull Pole

The Canadian Infantry way of saying to pack up the 10 or 5 man tents during winter exercises.

Hey we are going to pull pole in 10 minutes and then head back to the admin area.
Pull pole! pull pole!

by HiHelloIsTaken February 6, 2020

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Ebony Pole

A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ

The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?

by Rufus T Membrane October 28, 2008

Poklen

1. (Usually) a noun to describe teens (normally from Brunei) whom stylize written English / Malay in ridiculous ways; have numbers or ludicrous fake names as their Facebook display name; form cliques or groups with absurd names on Facebook; normally dress in coloured skinny jeans, usually along with plaid shirts; think they are cool but just plainly are not. A Poklen with proper grammar is absolutely rare.

2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.

1. (i) Hi do u wantz to go to the maaaalllz? ahax ahax

(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree

(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead

2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"

Y: "Poklen eh."

by byeolida November 7, 2011

Up a pole

To get a gun.

G, stop cappin before I up a pole on ya goofy ass.

by 830Tiger January 2, 2018