The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.
Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!
by 331113 March 3, 2011
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Pooler • Tom Poolery • pooner • poopers • pooper scooper • pooker • poofer • pooder • Pooger • poomer
poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
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Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
by mommkller December 17, 2022
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Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”
by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023
Get the The Jordan Poole Effect mug.A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
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1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Get the phantom pooper mug.Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.
Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.
Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
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