Skip to main content

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
mugGet the Finding Christmas Present mug.

Presentation of Mary Academy

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever
Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.
by CPT BEAGLE June 6, 2021
mugGet the Presentation of Mary Academy mug.

Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
mugGet the Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation mug.

Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.
Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!
by Male push present January 2, 2012
mugGet the Catch Present mug.

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008
mugGet the I didn't wrap my present mug.

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 28, 2006
mugGet the dick present mug.

powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
mugGet the powerpaint presentation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email