an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

Near Porn

Any non-pornographic picture of a hot chick.

I couldn't find my hustler, so i looked at some near porn.

by Mellon777 January 22, 2009

neargasm

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.

After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.

by neargasm July 25, 2012

neharika

a person from denmark, who is chill like a chili, and fly like a bird

wow that girl is super chill, she must be a neharika

by whattakoolkid September 26, 2018

nesara

She's a sweetheart...soft on the out but hard on the core..she's like a mirror,reflecting u

O my she's such a sweeto..she must be Nesara

by Chaii👅 August 28, 2018

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011