HoIncompetent

A school that doesn't know how to school

I study at HoIncompetent.

by Honingkoek December 9, 2022

big hoeing

The process or act of an already known hoe doing something especially sexual, permiscious, scandalous, or "hoe-ish" either in person or on social media, often via Instagram or Snapchat. This is done to seek guys' attention and to let them know she is open and available to sexual advances.

Dude 1- "Did you see her latest Instagram post? She is just trying to get attention."

Dude-2 "Yeah, she is definitely big hoeing."

by FansoftheStallion October 24, 2019

Door-hinge brain

A person with a Door-hinge brain is someone with a very low IQ, someone who is dumb to the point of being a laughing matter. The term comes from the fact that their brain is probably stuck to their skull using door-hinges, duct tape and nails.

Person 1 : "Dude he just ran face-first into a pole"
Person 2: "What a Door-hinge brain"

by Peafowl May 29, 2020

Cyber-hoeing

to earn revenue through having a profile from the post-pandemic, provocative social media platform known as OnlyFans by selling and sharing explicit content to other users, which is more accepted and legalized over its predecessor prostitution.

She made an onlyfans so she can start cyber-hoeing to pay for college.

by TNR Entertainment - Type Ryda June 21, 2021

Hong Kong Special

A relatively inexpensive no-frills item of oriental origin. Quite often found on Ebay or other lower-grade 'marketplace' shops these items are the Van Damme of the electronic world.

"ooooOOOH RIGHT!...Marked up as 'Gift Item', no import tax for me"

"That dudes as tight as a fishes arse, he's got through three phone batteries already this month, maybe he should layoff them hong kong specials!"

by rarganCCS January 26, 2010

Hing

A Scottish way to pronounce “thing” most commonly used by men when they’re telling each other their darkest secrets in private

Man 1: “So tell me, what’s yer hing?”
Man 2: “My hing?”
Man 1: “Aye, yer hing”
Man 2: “Well sometimes I walk around my house for hours on end with my trousers on my arms and my shirt around my legs...”

by Zoidbergsleftclaw January 31, 2018

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011