factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

falisya

a kind hearted , shy , soft spoken , cute and the prettiest girl you’ve ever met. hides her pain and struggles inside her and not tell it to anyone but still tries to make herself smile and cheerful. Always makes people cheerful and happy. Stays up late at night crying her pain out to relieve herself. always makes a persons day and is only crazy around its closest friends.

man you’re so lucky to have a falisya in your lifeee 😩💓

by theswaggiestpeopleoutofall August 11, 2021

McKenzie falls

The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*

Alice: Lets watch McKenzie falls!
Annie: Falls! *poors water on Alice*

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

indian falls

When a man and female have sex with their dogs and children the male and female explode with CUM AND EGG then the dogs eat they become pregnant then boom puppys

How I had so many Indian falls today

by DONKEY MAKES IDIAN July 6, 2021