Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020

humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

Donk Limp

A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.

As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.

by Hasselhoff Ranger August 10, 2008

donkaments

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.

Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments

by the christ November 20, 2007

kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

ba-donka-donk

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop several wheelies.

by HG ColdDawg July 22, 2004

donkalisious

1. A mildly attractive co-worker that walks like she has a stick up her ass.

2. Hot chicks that get a job in a slow paced environment(IE: call centers) and gradually become thick in the Ass.

- "Dude, She is actually donkalisious....Heeeeehaaawww"

- "I remember when she first started here, she was sooo hot and now shes just donkalisious"

by donkalisious1 February 20, 2009