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Divita

Someone who absolutely slays with eyeliner and looks much better than they think they do. Divita is a smart cookie, and has a great sense of humour.
Divita may have one or more interests that they won't hesitate to share with you once they know they can trust you with it.
Overall, Divita is a super cool person, and if you have one as a friend, you should be totally greatful.
Person 1: Man, that Divita is so cool
The Divita Fanclub: Amen!!!
by nexus_nova June 24, 2021
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Shaun Diviney

Lead singer from australian band, 'Short Stack.'

Fucking babe. Hockey legs, beyond belief.
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by imjustme;) October 27, 2009
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divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.
(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?
by /b/tard Jimmer October 9, 2007
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Divina

Divina - adjective used to describe women

“Divina’s” are girls who are really awesome. They are almost always positive, content with her lives, and very upbeat — if a little odd and eccentric.
“Divina’s” are usually hippies disguised as regular people. They dress normal, talk normal, and act normal, but if you get to know them their true nature is revealed. Most “Divina’s” do yoga, love taking scented oil baths, and know a bunch of random wacky facts about pot. They are also very artistic… They’re the kind of girls that know where all the nearest art museums are and which upcoming art shows have free wine. Their creativity and imagination know no boundaries and they are often caught daydreaming about random things like flowers, politics, or psychedelic drugs.

Overall, a “divina” is a really cool chick. “Divina-Women” are funny, hot, and spontaneous. When they walk into a room everyone's attention turns immediately to them. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her." Unfortunately for all the males out there, “divina’s” are almost always lesbians.
Sorry boys… better luck next time.

Examples of a “Divina”:
Really Cool Chick: “Dude, did you know that the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper?”

Random dude: “Why do you even know that? You are such a divina.”

Famous “Divina’s” in History:

-Ellen DeGeneres
-Jane Addams
-Christina Aguilera
-Helena, Comtesse de Noailles
-Lady Hester Lucy Stanhope
by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014
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Divine

Divine is a lovely boy with a caring heart. Divine is so straightforward and doesn’t like to beat around the bush, he just tells you how it is. Divine’s are shy when you first meet them but they are so friendly, when you get to know him he will never fail to make you laugh. Divine is effortlessly smart but doesn’t realise so. He has an amazing personality and is very rarely insulted but Divine’s have such a laid back attitude towards certain things which could cause a downfall.
Person 1: How would you describe him?
Person 2: Ugh he’s such a Divine !
by Drillprincess01 October 16, 2019
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A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003
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Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.
All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.
by LankyDanky April 6, 2013
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