Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

Colton

A Colton is an amazing boyfriend who is always there when you need him. He is good at all sports, especially football! A Colton is gorgeous, good-looking, energetic, sweet, cute, sometimes weird, trustworthy, cuddly, and funny guy. He is definitely husband material! Any girl would be lucky to be with such an amazing guy!

Colton is an amazing quarterback.
Colton is the most amazing and good-looking boyfriend.

by KaiJoR May 26, 2018

Colton Georges

A professional golfer that goes by the name of milton stroganof #1 varsity in santa maria, california at his high school.

Have you heard of that guy colton georges he is so pro.

by Colton Georges February 12, 2009

A Colton Shock

The act of being a tool; Walking around like he owns the place

Girl: Im so mad my boyfriend just dumped me!

Friend: Its okay he was a Colton Shock.

by thekidkidkidcudi March 1, 2010

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

COLTON

The best person you will ever meet. He is without a doubt the best guy to date. He will make your heart happy and is a perfect couple with a Hannah.

Girl 1: hey you see Colton one there with Hannah

Girl 2: yeah they are such a cute couple

by FrenchFryLover05 November 10, 2017

Colton and Kaylie

The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.

OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol

by yourkaylie September 25, 2011