Colby Brock

A hot ass E-boy; kinda hOt; 12 year olds want him to choke them (same)

Person 1: “Colby Brock is SOOOO hot he could literally kill me!”
Person 2: “He’s the hottest E-boy ever!”

by karlsdiscordkitten November 8, 2019

Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"

by njm222 September 20, 2009

Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.

Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.

by Chris0108 November 7, 2008

cohbilapsed

when a man or a woman isn't any good for sex (and all the other things).

1. shit, this guy sucks in bed. he cohbilapsed last night.

2. sorry man, but you'll cohbilapse anyway.

by la halla January 29, 2007

Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

colbee

colbee is a synonym of a gangsta. colbee often pees on the ground. brunette colbee's are the best. very athletic and fun to be around. often gets people weak. beautiful & could be the greatest bff ever.

cheese booty puddles colbee

by wakaflocka123 October 4, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.

Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?

by dyldyl9 January 28, 2021