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math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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Health Class

A period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.

On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
In Health Class you'll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. This is not health advise.
by Tokenizing Words January 8, 2008
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Pet Class

1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.

2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."

"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."

2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."

"You can be be both - be a paladin."

"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."

"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
by Malazoth August 4, 2009
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Chess

A game in which boys become men
That guy plays chess, he must be a manly man
by IsaacIsWrong101 February 2, 2020
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Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.
Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"
by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006
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Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.
by Danny Durden May 27, 2021
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gary chess

founder of chess, soon to release chess 2.0
Oh my god, is that Gary Chess

Damn straight! He be fucking bitches
by TrooBloo June 22, 2021
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