Clendulum

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.

The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G

by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023

Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020

Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.

Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.

by nilethe146 May 25, 2015

caleedity

Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.

adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.

by meabolex November 15, 2004

caledonia

a shitty town were the water has steroids in thats why they all ways beat avon in football

"hey when do you we play caledonia"
"idk they're just gunna beat us anyways"

by Byron Howe September 7, 2007

caledonia

Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.

If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan

by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005