Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012

common chero

A Common Chero Is A Good Bloke.

Bloke 1: What You Rekon Of Old Zig Over There?
Bloke 2: Yeah, Deffinatly A Common Chero.

by B-radlee April 20, 2008

common girl

A regular girl. / A simple girl.

For example,: The girl I like is just a common girl.

by #TM December 14, 2015

common-sensically challenged

The lack or absence there of common sense or logic; allowing the development of stupidity, idiocy, and personification of utter ignorance.

Jim is common-sensically challenged, this was evident to his friends and family after he tried kissing a wild grizzly bear naked.

by neonfox April 11, 2017

Common Sense

Being able to see the outcome of your actions before you do them.

Driving too fast in the rain? Common sense tells you that you could lose control.

by Scarlettpoppies December 16, 2018

Common-cold

Joshua Dovey

HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"

by YouKnow...ThatGuy January 11, 2019

common sense

It was announced today that Common Sense passed away last night in her sleep. Common Sense has been bed-ridden for the past several years as a result of severe atrophy from lack of use. Common sense was preceeded in death by her mother, personal accountability, and father, integrity.

Bob is a card carrying member of the ACSU... the American Common Sense Union.

by scorekeeper June 27, 2004