Brexiting

‘Brexiting’ is a word used for when you say you’re leaving, but not actually leaving

john: i’m leaving!
john: *stays*

greg: why is he still here

johnny: don’t worry greg he’s ‘Brexiting’

by elkie says stan loona April 26, 2019

Beit Cafe

Where the kool kats roam on the Israeli culture scene.

1: Where are you going for your birthday?

2: The Beit Cafe, where else?!

by #shitt&vsays May 26, 2012

Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023

Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"

by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023

Ann Berit

Ann Berit commonly confused with "Ann Berith" refers to an above average pale person.

Marc: Bro pass me that sunscreen, please.

James: Why bro? It's like 10 degrees and the sun isn't even out.
Marc: Dude come on...I'm a total Ann Berit.
James: Oh bro true, say no more fam

by MarcThoma123 May 6, 2019

full english brexit

The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.

Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast

by Trizzle My Nizzle June 24, 2016

brexited

Past tense of to fuck up

Americans really brexited with Trump

by hardanger January 28, 2017