When the person doesn't find you
attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are
too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you
may never speak again.
Cool Friend: "So did you finally ask that girl out?"
Fat
Nerd: "I did but she cringed and made a
bunch of excuses. Then offered to be friends."
Cool Friend: "Ouch! At least you made a friend?"
Fat Nerd: "Nah she flakes on every invite. I
think I got Beastzoned bro."