(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.
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ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
Assangelism
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
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Get the Asswagon mug.1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
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