An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.
by CaptainConway October 15, 2017
A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
by CosmicOstrich October 15, 2014
Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender
by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016
The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
by hay thear October 18, 2003
a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
by talking goat June 23, 2003
That asswagon just cut me off!
by with_a_K July 27, 2011
by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003