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Assangelism

Assangelism noun

ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm

Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.

2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
Assangelism

1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.

2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.

3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
Assangelism by Angel Lewis June 12, 2022
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Assangism 

The belief that openness and transparency facilitates trust and progress.
Assangism by Sgrmag December 15, 2016
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Assangism 

the policy of divulging secret or top-secret documents of the countries around the world for people to know what the actual state of affairs is. It is named after Julian Assange, an Aussie who is operating the WikiLeaks whisleblowing website.
Assangism is now making a hue and cry all over the world thanks to leak of secret cables by WikiLeaks.
Assangism by uttam maharjan December 20, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026