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Assangelism

Assangelism noun

ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm

Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.

2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
Assangelism

1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.

2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.

3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
Assangelism by Angel Lewis June 12, 2022
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Assangism 

The belief that openness and transparency facilitates trust and progress.
Assangism by Sgrmag December 15, 2016
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Assangism 

the policy of divulging secret or top-secret documents of the countries around the world for people to know what the actual state of affairs is. It is named after Julian Assange, an Aussie who is operating the WikiLeaks whisleblowing website.
Assangism is now making a hue and cry all over the world thanks to leak of secret cables by WikiLeaks.
Assangism by uttam maharjan December 20, 2010
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026