Definitions by Ulupna

Assange 

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

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Assange 

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012