Ulupna's definitions

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assanging

(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.

"This sweat is assanging down my back."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012