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wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood
Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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Peter Wacker

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
by Porquenugget December 29, 2017
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Wack Out

To pass out after or during masturbation.
Joe- The other night I must have wacked out because I woke up in a puddle of semen... I seem to wack out a lot.
by Sethgz May 2, 2009
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Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.
Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.
by sean sultan May 17, 2011
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whackstreet

The term used for a group that can't succeed in the music industry. EVER. Songs sung by whackstreets usually is a compilation of Filipino, English, and maybe even some Spanish.
The Whackstreet Boys tried singing to a Filipino Celine Dion, which brought us to tears.
by Marice March 31, 2004
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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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Whackmail

To catch somebody masturbating and use it as leverage against them to obtain information, services , or financial gain.
Verb-Sheila whackmailed Tom into buying her a wool sweater.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.
by Tommy Shenanigans May 24, 2017
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