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Ambien-whacked 

The state of loopiness one encounters after taking an Ambien but before falling asleep, often manifested by saying nonsensical things or revealing things one might not otherwise say even when drunk, and often forgotten the following day.
Sorry that I told you I had the hots for your sister, dude, but I was Ambien-whacked, so I can't be held responsible for what I said.
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Ambien-whacked 

The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.
Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016