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draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz
by le jenn April 17, 2010
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Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.
Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."
by Scarrty March 5, 2018
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015
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Trim Train

When 2 or more people shave eachother's back in succession
Ex. Jor, trim my back while Xav trims yours. We can run a trim train.
by Bigorangeman June 10, 2017
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Smokin trains

When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.
I wonder where Bob is...Oh wait he was probally smokin trains.
by Black Thingy January 11, 2012
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Soul Train

A train passing a crossing at the moment an emergency vehicle is supposed to pass. This train signifies the victim isn’t supposed to make it.
The ambulance can’t pass the crossing because of the train!
Yeah, it’s a soul train.
by L3ST3R February 9, 2020
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