Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.

Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing

by Wazzoooo November 20, 2019

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

Elffy’s duty theory

Plenty of unusual theories about the Year end wet season, also responsible for altering forecasts dramatically, to the idea that 5G transmitters that are behind the cause of climate fluctuations. There’s been no shortage of hard-to-believe ideas.

It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.

“Elffy tomorrow you duty ah? Confirm rain one ah”

“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”

“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”

“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.

"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."

by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021

The Alaskan Bull Worm Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.

'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'

by alaskanbullworm1 February 4, 2021