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potato

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'
by anonymous March 16, 2022
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potatomaster69420

the most handsome funny cool person in this world, also quite smart with an iq of 320
"damn potatomaster69420 is so hot and sexy and cool and funny and so smart, and hot"
by potatomaster69420 May 11, 2022
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Potatoey

A fry, that has a bit too much potato in relation to crunch
That fry was a bit too potatoey
by Arock20 May 14, 2022
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potato dyke

when you’re built like a potato & also a dyke
jordy is SUCH a potato dyke!!
by robloxlover69 June 24, 2022
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potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022
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Potato pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"
by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 28, 2022
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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
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