9 definitions by Zombie Assassin
In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022
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Trump keeps confusing East Asia with Indo-pacific because he can't remember the names of the countries he has gone to visit.
by Zombie Assassin November 11, 2017
A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.
"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."
by Zombie Assassin November 8, 2014
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