human stew

When a group of people all sit in a hot tub or jacuzzi together, "stewing" in each other's filth.

No way am I getting into the Human Stew! Do you know how many germs are in that water? I don't want to get a rash or athlete's foot.

by germaphobe4life May 4, 2009

Humaniac

1)Noun-Singular-One who dedicates their time, effort and own personal financial resources to helping dogs, cats, other companion animals or wildlife in the community.
2) Plural-Humaniacs-Reference to the animal rescue community

Rhonda is a local Humaniac who can't afford to feed herself because she spends all her money on pet food for the animals she rescues.

Whatever you do, don't tell the media how many animals we euthanize in a years time-the Humaniacs will go nuts and start calling the Mayor.

by UncleFester2240 May 23, 2010

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.

Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!

by Avisottda April 22, 2017

Humanity

God's only mistake.

I hate all of humanity.

by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005