Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

by mal.jones September 12, 2006

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Cronch

Another word for Stinky Vagina.

"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision

by Cartah Hoffah October 9, 2014

Crunchwrapped

Good to go; ready; fully prepared.

"We're all crunchwrapped. Time to hit the road."

by KozySpike February 11, 2010

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010