howardchrist's definitions

cunt button

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation

2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode

1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.

by howardchrist December 8, 2016

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018