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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
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Game changer

Someone that tells you that you have to fight for something, then when you do, they have you locked up.
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Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle
He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!
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Genghis Chong

King of all Chongies, ruler of the 12 chong kingdoms, beholder of the chong.
All bow to Genghis Chong!
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loose change

Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.
Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
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Shirt Changer

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.
Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.
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Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.
That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.
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