An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked
by Gooch Mcgee August 3, 2007
person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009
by fourTH3MA573R April 29, 2021
mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2022
Usually a word followed by a homosexual, stupid, or unfunny comment, or just to make fun of someone who's bad at video games, or retarded . Usally starting with Imagine.. ____ then followed by Couldn't be me
"Damn Logan imagine being a simp, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine dying first, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine being gay, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine dying first, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine being gay, Couldn't be me"
by R6Gamergirl69 May 12, 2020
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Kid : No, Mam, i couldn't be bottomed.
Twm's winning election slogan
"Couldn't be bothered."
Kid : No, Mam, i couldn't be bottomed.
Twm's winning election slogan
"Couldn't be bothered."
by Claire-Louise Bywalec June 21, 2008