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Asian's have a beautiful culture. And the most brilliant, respectful, and inspiring religion comes from the Asian country Tibet which, incase you were wondering, is Buddhism. I would have to say that Asian people know what's going on.
Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation.

Having a wider heart and mind is more important than having a larger house.

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
-Venerable Cheng Yen
by B-dog May 3, 2005
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Asian Skills

Anyone can have Asian skills. Asian skills are skills that are out of the ordinary thus being named after the oriental people because Asians are prodigious in every category.
*While playing ping pong*
White dude: Watch my Asian serve I learned on YouTube.
Asian dude: Wow! Asian skills!
by Asian boodyyy November 23, 2009
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asian hooker

In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
by YaBingedrinkingmom August 14, 2008
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asian obligations

The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.
White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.
by crusty.noah August 21, 2007
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asian party

parties thrown by Asian parents who always invite many other Asian families. Always involves good food and often karaoke and cards.
There's going to be an Asian Party at my house for Chinese New Years.
by aznlikenoother November 16, 2010
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Asian Swag

the smexy mofo's
who wear there hair to a swoosh.
and have pretty long hair.
they wear skinny jeans.
& when you have asian swag everyone loves & knows you even the creepers. -_-
like me! jk jk.
my 'mom' has asian swag.
by my mom is asian, but i am not November 19, 2011
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Sneaky Asian

v.
1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.
(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??
by Hammerwang June 3, 2008
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