taint paint

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

taint rub

What else would it be you stupid motherfucker.

"hey so listen stacy, shut the fuck up for one second a give me a taint rub ho."

by Fighter Hayabusa July 8, 2003

Tain't

First off, not found on a woman. The Tain't is the part between the man's balls and his asshole and is said to be extremely sensitive during and right after ejaculation. Duh.

Baby, please push on my Tain't when you do that. Please.

by Ginger Riverside July 7, 2005

Twaining

To publish under a pseudonym like Mark Twain.

I am totally Twaining this tumblr page, it is way to personal.

by Samuel Langhorne Clemens August 11, 2012

taintoo

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

taintpainter

a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt

Alex is such a taintpainter.

by donny hendrickson October 30, 2007

taint fritter

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

by Gatordaddy November 2, 2008